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Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan Writes Apology Letter To Godswill Akpabio

Embattled Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has written a apology letter to Godswill Akpabio.

 

 

Glamtush reports that embattled Senator representing Kogi West, Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has written what she titled, ‘’Satirical Apology Letter” to Senate President, Senator Godswill Akpabio.

The letter posted on her official Instagram page reads,

It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance-of the very personal kind.

How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your …. ‘’request’’was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain man’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.

I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of ‘’quid pro quo’’ I bow my head in fictional shame.

Please find it in your magnanimous heart – somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement – to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through election, not erections.

 

GLAMTUSH

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